Detention For the Very First Time : The Story of How I Lost My Detention Virginity

It was period 5, I sat down at my desk just like any other school day. There was Something in there air that told me something just wasn't right. I ignored the the sign, refusing to believe that today was not a normal day, that shit was about to go down. Class started and the signs continued, first I couldn't find a pencil then the sudden urge to urinate. All tell tail signs that shit was about to happen. I accepted the fact that something bad was going to occur and I needed to get out but, it was to late now. Class had started and J. Law wouldn't allow me to leave despite my numerous attempts. And then it happened. Justin said something and it was to good of an opportunity not to give a roast. I can't remember exactly what I said but, it was something along the lines of how his mother taught me a lot (wink wink). The entire class including J. Law busted out laughing. Then J. Law pretended to scold me and gave me a "warning" because Justin got a little salty about it. Class went on and things felt back to normal. Until, Austin decides to be a little self-contentious. I told him to keep his thesis short and he took offence so then I go on to roast him on being short. He gets all butt hurt and complains until I got a detention.

and that is how I lost my Detention Virginity. period comma pause hold the applause.